There may or may not be swear words in this post. You've been warned.
(UPDATE: Was able to get my account back. Doesn't make me any less annoyed this happened ((particularly just a few days after the launch of a book)) but yeah, I was able to prove I am who I say I am. Go team.) Fuckerberg is messing with me. Let me splain. No, there is too much. Let me sum up: I still have full time employment with a company that has granted me - as part of my job duties - access to equipment that processes BILLIONS of dollars worth in business. Each day. My trustworthiness and squeaky clean record (I used to hold the highest clearance this country grants to its military) is preeeeeetty much as important if not MORE important than my actual skills doing the job - which after twenty years are pretty fckin' magical if I do say so myself. So they wouldn't take it very well if they found out I was writing harem-lit as a side-hustle. All that to say I cannot reveal my name in a public forum. Which Facebook is. Thus I write and post under Cebelius